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Friday, January 14, 2011

Porks & Eggs No More.....

Here's an article shared by a relative of mine in Facebook sourced from MSN. Here goes...

Germany's dioxin problems deepened Wednesday as China banned pork and egg imports ....., adding to pressure on Berlin's embattled agriculture minister.

"This is a scandal that is growing bigger and worse every day,"
(Johannes Remmel)

A day after authorities ordered the slaughter of 140 pigs at a German farm following the discovery of dangerous dioxin levels in pork for the first time since a scare began last week, China said its ban was effective immediately.

It outlawed imports of "German-produced edible pork and egg products," China's product safety watchdog said. Inspections were planned on goods imported from Germany before Tuesday.

..........all incoming pork and pork products from Germany would be held for examination and only released onto the market if food safety officials were satisfied they (pork & eggs) were safe to eat.

According to government figures, from January - November 2010, Hong Kong imported about 148,000 tonnes of pork (and all other pork - based products) from Germany, accounting for about 20 % of the city's pork imports.

Previously only South Korea had banned German pork imports, despite Berlin's repeated assurance there was no immediate risk to human health. Slovakia on Wednesday lifted a halt on sales of German eggs and poultry meat.

The scare began last week when it emerged that a German firm may have supplied some 3,000 tonnes of fatty acids only meant for industrial uses to makers of animal feed late last year. The feed was then widely distributed.

There are also indications that the firm, Harles und Jentzsch, has been selling the contaminated fatty acids since last March, a Schleswig-Holstein agriculture ministry spokesman told Westfalen-Blatt daily.

The company, which is under criminal investigation, filed for insolvency Wednesday, a spokeswoman for the regional court in the western town of Itzehoe said.

With eggs found to have high levels of dioxin, which can cause cancer in high doses, authorities destroyed 100,000 eggs last week and banned almost 5,000 poultry and pigs farms from selling produce while tests were conducted.

Most of these farms have been since been given the all-clear, with just 412 still subject to the lockdown as of Wednesday, according to the agriculture ministry. Only three chickens were confirmed to be contaminated.

But on Tuesday authorities said that pork with high levels of dioxin had been discovered at a farm in the state of Lower Saxony, and that meat from pigs from the farm slaughtered before it was banned from selling could be in shops.

The FAZ also reported that although many farms are seeing restrictions lifted, more and more are being closed including 95 in North Rhine-Westphalia on Monday alone.

The German government said previously that none of the up to 150,000 tonnes of suspect animal feed had been exported, but the European Commission said this week that some had in fact made it to Denmark and France.

Around 136,000 eggs meanwhile were exported to the Netherlands, some of which ended up in Britain.

Public trust in Germany has also been shaken, with demand for organic eggs, unaffected by the scare, shooting up, according to experts and shopkeepers. Anecdotal evidence suggests that sales of organic meat are also on the rise.

The scare has put Germany's agriculture minister under pressure, with Renate Kuenast from the opposition Greens, herself a former agriculture minister, calling for her departure.

"Consumer protection in Germany needs a new start -- and that can't happen with Ilse Aigner," Kuenast said. "She is incapable, she is unwilling."

But Aigner on Wednesday defended herself, saying that she was working on an "action plan" to be discussed with agriculture ministers from Germany's 16 states next week before briefing EU officials in Brussels on January 24.

"This dioxin case will not be without consequences," she told reporters.

You can also find the complete article here.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Sharing D' "Catch" -1

Hey Guys!!!

From today onwards, "Sharing D' "Catch"" will feature posts of certain bloggers which I find interesting. Adding on to that, there'll also be some add-ons to each post under this heading to make it more original and not just a duplicate version or in other words copyrighted from the priginal blogger who posted it. To headstart my first featured post; it post was re-written by a female blogger (here) I stumbled upon through Facebook and it has also been posted by another blogger (here) and the origin of this post can be sourced through FHM.com (according to the writter of this blog). Here goes.....

Blowjob Etiquette For Men (as stated by women) Source: FHM.com

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face.

4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.

5. My ears are NOT handles.

6. Extension to rule #5 - Do not push on the top of my head.

7. Deep throat - do you really WANT puke on your dick?

8. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

9. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.

10. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.

11. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.

12. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly unadvisable if you would like my behaviour to be repeated in the future.

13. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

14. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.

15. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV or while you are driving.

16. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathise or brag.

17. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".

What interests me more about this post is not the sex related part but the expressions used to decribe each points. It's more of like a humor to me rather than sex related. Don't you think? The following is how she ends it which made me laugh a little..... check it out =>

"I'm an adult (20 already considered as an adult actually). Nothing wrong for me to post something like this. And yeah, I just knew what "blowjob" means when I was like...nineteen while others knew it since ages ago??? I'm such a dinosaur =p but oh well, being a dinosaur's good. Sheeeesh boys made me no longer an innocent girl!!!!! So for those who still don't know what "blowjob" is, be GRATEFUL. No need for you to know. Curiosity kills. Just read it as if it's something funny and catchy....."


For those of you who still doesn't understand or rather grab what the post really meant, here's what blowjob is.... =)
Blowjob is defined as
  • cock sucking: slang for fellatio
  • Fellatio, also called fellation, is oral sex performed upon the penis. It may be performed to induce orgasm and ejaculation of semen, or it can be used as foreplay prior to vaginal or anal forms of intercourse.
  • Act of fellatio, oral sex on a man or sucking a penis or other phallic object (such as a dildo). Stimulation of a man's penis with a person's lips, tongue and/or mouth with the purpose of giving him sexual pleasure. It may or may not result in orgasm
It can also be defined as.....
  • Blow Job - Blow Job is a silent film, directed by Andy Warhol. Filmed in January 1964, the 35-minute film was shot with a 16-millimetre Bolex silent camera on black-and-white film.
  • Blow job - A Blow Job is a cocktail made from mixing Baileys Irish Cream and KahlĂșa and topping with whipped cream
  • blow job - Taking a guys penis (and/or balls) in your mouth and sucking, kissing, licking, etc it and making him climax. The term is a misnomer. There is no blowing involved, but rather some suction.
Still don't believe me?....click here and read.....
Anyway, I only knew what blowjob is...... like only in 2I'm innocent ok....
Oh, and before I end this post, do remember to click and CLICK!!!!
Gotta sleep liaw.... Nites!
~cheers~

Sunday, January 9, 2011

At Last!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!!

Oh wait!!!! Chinese New Year is around the corner too!!! ......hmm approximately 25 days left; which gives us around 3 weeks and 4 days left to do the cleaning and last-minute shopping!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ~~~


Well, frankly speaking I'm not into CNY mood yet as my semester 2, 2010 result will be out pretty soon in about a week and 2 days time T.T I suppose my mood will only kick in by then, meaning to say I'll just have to wait and see the outcome. Speaking of holidays, I've been rotting myself for quite sometime; urrm......since 14/12/2010, letting wild or imaginary mushrooms growing on me; neither could you physically see, touch or feel it, nor could it be cooked or fried on a hot saucepan. I'm just lazying around....get it? My daily routine revolves around meanngless activities which includes signing onto facebook, you tube, University site - BB and my student webmail, hotmail, gmail, yahoo mail and the list goes on and on which also includes TVB deamas my brother brought back during his summer holidays last year. For those of you who knew me personally, I did mention about getting a part time job a couple of times since 2008......and till now, the "working experiences" section remains empty in my resume =P

Okay, this is my last and final decision. I will start off with an internship training by the end of this year. Meaning to say, I'll start browsing through the net for pron stuff before the end of my 2nd semester this year! Oh wait!!!! did I say porn stuff???? kidding la.......I'm referring to a suitable company for God sake I'm innocent okay =P Why this year?....It's also partly due to convenience and partly due to the purpose of gaining a proper working experience before joining the workforce.

Oh!.....and guys I break my own personal record for leaving my blog dead for the longest time!!!!! My last entry was like " last published on Sep 26, 2010" as showned on my dashboard......

HAHAHAHAHA

So sorry for that.....I feel guilty myself and am terribly sad that my nuffnang earning has not moved a bit since that date!!! DAMN!!!! Since it's semester break till February, I'll certainly revive my blog and make it as lively as it should have!.....So please supprot yea!!!!!! CLICK CLICK CLICK the sections that YOU shoucld ok!!!!

~cheers~